Today I'm wearing red pants a ridiculous acrylic sweater that is half blue and white striped and half some hippy bullshit and a camo straw hat. Red pants, get the fuck out of here. If you want to wear pants, and I do encourage this practice, don't wear red ones. I recommend blue, black or grey. This isn't Stussy in 1996, get with the program. Regarding the sweater, why can't designers stick with one idea? Blue and white striped sweater, sure why not? Hippy bullshit? Best kept for days playing hackey sack with a dog. Combining the two, that shit just flat out sucks. If you see someone wearing this on the street, punch them in the balls.
For my second outfit I've gone with some stupid pink and grey shorts and a flannel puffer vest. Get out of my life Zara designers.
Here I've shown that not only are these items bullshit, they can also be worn in a number of ways. I've taken the vest from outfit two, reversed it and combined it with outfit one for a look that can only be described as fucking terrible.
If you work as a designer or buyer for Zara you are truly an asshole.
