A fucking Winnie the Pooh thong. Get the fuck out of here.
What is the purpose of a thong, or g-string as they are known in select parts of the world? I assume it is to make the wearer look and feel sexier than they would if they were wearing conventional underwear. It could be for the comfort factor but probably not. No dude anywhere in the world would find a chick wearing a Winnie the Pooh g-string sexier than if she were wearing, say, anything else that fucking exists in the realm of underwear. Now, I'm not an underwear designer, but if I was I'd be attempting to make the wearer look more attractive to whomever they are revealing their knickers to, not like a 12 year old girl. At best the designer of this garment has misinterpreted the demographic, at worst he is probably a sex offender.
If you were wondering, yes there is a matching bra, and yes that shit is equally as weak. Who is buying this stuff? Not dudes that is for sure. I'm going to safely say nobody.
I just want to make it clear, I'm not ragging on Winnie the Pooh himself. That dude is totally into honey, and honey is indeed awesome, so I can get behind him on that front. He just isn't sexy. Nor is any Disney shit.
Women'secret have a lot to learn and if they want to avoid bankruptcy I suggest they take a look at the work of Agent Provocateur. These dudes know what is up. This advert is sexy with some kind of creepy zombie thing happening and a death metal soundtrack. While not for everyone I think we can all agree it is better than a Winnie the Pooh thong.
Check out their other shitty merchandise at http://womensecret.com/
